The Shoplifter…
The Shoplifter…A shoplifter was caught red-handed trying to steal a watch from an exclusive...
glow worm unhappy
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The transfer
The boss of a large company says to his protege : ” I’m transferring...
Have a life after death
|”Do you believe in life after death?” the boss asked one of his employees....
Great Thinkers of Our Time?
Great Thinkers of Our Time?Question: If you could live forever, would you and why?Answer:...
The burglar and the parrot
A burglar broke into a house one night. He shined his flashlightaround, looking for...
Why don’t men get mad cow disease?
A woman asks: “Why don’t men get mad cow disease?”Another woman replies: “Because men...
I Blew Chunks
3 guys go into a bar. The booze begins to flow pretty heavily in...
If a frog parks.
Q. What happens when a frog parks illegaly?A. It gets toad!
This must be heaven
|So this trumpet player dies. When he reaches is everlasting reward, the guy in...