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A man goes to the doctor with a long history of migraine headaches.When the...
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Q: If you’ve got a green ball in your left hand, and a green...
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A newlywed bride and groom had been busy at “it” for three days straight.The...
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Worried that his son was spending too much money on dates, Little Johnny’s Father...
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