No Sex on the Ark!
When the Ark’s door was closed, Noah called a meeting with all the animals....
Walks in a bar
A jew, a priest, and a rabbi walk into a bar.The bartender says “Is...
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Why did bill quit playing the saxophone?To play his WhoreMonica
Twelve Days of Fast Food
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What A Party!
After attending a party for his boss, the life of the party was nursing...
Little johnny’s gift
On the last day of kindergarten, all the children brought presents for their teacher....
If Women Told Truth In Bed
Many a relationship could be thrown a curve ball if women always told the...
What’s the Beer for?
A man went into the proctologist’s office for his first exam. The doctor told...
Erudite Limerick
I, Caesar, when I heard of the fame To Cleopatra I straightway laid claim...
A secret pregnant lover
|At the rehearsal dinner for my boss’ daughter and son-in-law-to-be, a loud eight-months pregnant...