The Perfect Woman would say…
The Perfect Woman would say: 1. I’ll swallow it all . . . I...
Catching the fish
|Jim had an awful day fishing on the lake, sitting in the blazing sun...
Why did the cactus cross the road?
Why did the cactus cross the road?It was stuck to the dumb chickenSent by...
The Sick Blonde…
A blonde came home from her first day commuting into the city. Her mother...
The Miracle of Christmas
I think the real miracle of Christmasis how I get through it each year...
Best Thing Out of…
What’s the best thing to come out of a penis?The wrinkles!
Oscar was an unlucky sap. Having just spent megabucks on a skydiving…
Oscar was an unlucky sap. Having just spent megabucks on a skydiving class, he...
Shorties
A little boy asked his father, “Daddy, how much does it cost to get...
Gems of Wisdom
The following gems of wisdom were gleaned from test papers and essays from elementary,...