Real classified ads 01
These are supposedly actual classified ads that have appeared in various papers across the...
Women’s translations
|WOMEN?S LANGUAGE TRANSLATEDYes = NoNo = YesMaybe = NoI?m sorry. = You?ll be sorry.We...
You’re so stupid… Police
You’re so stupid that when police tell you that you broke the speed limit,...
Girl from Wenatch-Limmerick
Limmerick of the Day:There once was a girl from Wenatch, She tried to get...
last requests
Three women are about to be executed. One’s a brunette, one’s a redhead, and...
Little Johnny’s Goldfish!
Little Johnny was in the garden filling in a hole when his neighbor peered...
The traffic ticket.
A New Yorker was forced to take a day off from work toappear for...
The Procrastinator’s Creed.
1. I believe that if anything is worth doing, it would have been done...
How I got my name?
A Indian boy goes to his mother one day with a puzzled look on...
In Hot Tub
This blonde and her boyfriend were sitting in a hot tub when the blonde...