What sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes?
What sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes? A nervous wreck.
Truly stupid people 02
Top honors for “Human Projectile of the Month” go to an as-of-yet unidentified dude...
It’s not a big deal, but it feels good
A man comes home from work one day and he says to his wife:...
Wedding Toasts 1
Marriage has driven more than one man to sex.Marriage is a ceremony that turns...
Lawyer Means…
What’s the definition of lawyer? The larval form of a politician.
Farts With Lumps
The teacher asked little Johnny to use the word ” definitely ” in a...
Smell His Fingers!
One evening a man was at home watching TV and eating peanuts. He’d toss...
101 Things Not To Say During Sex
But everybody looks funny naked! You woke me up for that? Did I mention...
Stupid Insults 10/31
Even a two button mouse gives him too many options. Evidence for the theory...
Room Service
This is a telephonic exchange between a hotel guest androomservice at a hotel in...