An elderly man goes into a brothel…
An elderly man goes into a brothel and tells the madam he would like...
Post Election Toast
The Election Is Over, The Results Are Known.The Will Of The People Has Been...
I tried phone sex once…
I tried phone sex once, but the holes were too small.
Mom Before Date
Q: What did the blonde’s mom say to her before the blonde’s date?A: If...
A real bastard
A little boy is standing at the side of a river, weeping.His tears are...
A huge guy marries a tiny girl, and at the wedding…
A huge guy marries a tiny girl, and at the wedding, one of his...
The Prayer.
A little boy wanted $100 badly and prayed for two weeks but nothing happened.Then...
Bit by Bit
Prisoner: Look here, doc! You’ve already removed my spleen, tonsils, adenoids, and one of...
New Computer Viruses!
John Bobbit Virus–Removes a vital part of your hard disk and then re-attaches it....
Q + A Iraqi War Jokes
Q: What’s the national bird of Iraq? A: DUCK! ——————————————————————————– Q: What’s the fastest...