Mother’isms! (Long Joke)
My most memorable one was, after being lightly smacked on the butt and asking,...
The secret code word…
An old priest got sick of everyone in his parish confessing adultery.During one Sunday’s...
The Operation
A young lady is in the hospital for an operation.She says, “Doc, how long...
Three engineering students were gathered together…
Three engineering students were gathered together discussing the possible designers of the human body....
Birth of a Candy Bar
Birth of a Candy Bar It was another Payday and I was tired of...
What’s the difference between a Geneologist and a Gynecologist?
What’s the difference between a Geneologist and a Gynecologist?A Geneologist looks up your family...
Pretty Big
A Texan goes to Toronto for a vacation.There he grabs a cab at the...
Duck sentence.
TEACHER: “Johnny, use defeat, deduct, defense, and detail in onesentence.”JOHNNY: “De-feet of DE-duck went...
The Blonde at a Bar
A Blonde, a Brunette, and a Redhead walk into a bar. The bartender tells...
Bad News 4
Doctor: I have some good news and some bad news, which shall I tell...