Three old ladies are walking down the street…
Three old ladies are walking down the street. They are hard of hearing.One: Whew,...
How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?Two.One to hold the...
CIA Agents and Bathroom
Q: What do CIA agents have to remember to go to the bathroom?A: The...
insects are so clever
|How do we know that insects are so clever?Because they always know when your...
Three Things Women Can Do That Men Can’t
Three Things Women Can Do That Men Can’t:1. Bleed for a week and not...
Wife helps out the cop
|A male driver is pulled over by a cop and the following conversation takes...
Long Life
Doctor: You’re in good health. You’ll live to be80. Patient: But, doctor, I am...
A man takes his dog for a walk in the park…
A man takes his dog for a walk in the park. While he’s there,...
Irishman went to a pet shop
|Irishman went to a pet shop and asked how many budgies were in stock....
The Australian way
After working for years, a hooker finally retired and, being afraidof spending the rest...