Real news headlines 06
These are actual newspaper headlines gathered from papers across the country. Lansing Residents Can...
Cosmetic Surgery
A woman named Shirley was from Beverly Hills. One day, she had a heart...
New Drug
Did you here about the pharmaceutical company?They developed a new drug that, when administered...
What is the biggest problem for an atheist?
What is the biggest problem for an atheist?No one to talk to during orgasm.
What is the last thing to go through the mind of a mosquito…
What is the last thing to go through the mindof a mosquito when it...
What’s that sound?
|A tourist is sightseeing in a European city. She comes upon the tomb of...
Beer Contains Female Hormones
Yesterday, scientists for Health Canada suggested that men should take a look at their...
Red Riding Hood
Little Red Riding Hood is skipping down the road when she sees the Big...
Where lawers come from
An anxious woman goes to her doctor. “Doctor,” she asks nervously, “canyou get pregnant...
Empty upstairs!
The problem with keeping an open mind is that all my ideas tend to...