Democrats on the front porch
This little old lady calls 911. When the operator answers she yells,”Help, send the...
Brrr Its Cold
An American has sex with a Soviet emigre woman. The next day his prick...
Star Wars Update Changes
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Poor batman!
A nun is walking down the street, when suddenly a punk jumps out of...
Leave a Specimen
This 82-year-old man married a 22-year-old woman and they decided that they wanted to...
Where the winds blow.
Q. Why does the wind blow from the north in Indiana?A. Kentucky sucks.
Meals on Wheels
Once upon a time, there was a cat who died. When she got to...
Men And Ceramic Tiles
What do ceramic tile and men have in common?If you lay them right the...