Your Starship Captain Might Be a Redneck If…
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Why are you yelling that?
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What do gay men refer to hemorrhoids as?
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An airliner was having engine trouble…
An airliner was having engine trouble, and the pilot instructedthe cabin crew to have...
Bill Clinton, Bill Gates, and Al Gore crash
Bill Clinton, Bill Gates, and Al Gore were in an airplane that crashed. Now...
Yo mama’s glasses so thick
Yo mama’s glasses are so thick that when she looks on a map she...
The scene is a dark jungle in Africa…
The scene is a dark jungle in Africa. Two tigers are stalking through thebrush...
Few Gymnasts
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New Computer Viruses!
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What just happened here?
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