Legs
What does the left leg of a nymphomaniac say to her right leg? Nothing,...
Howe 2 right gud
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Yo mama’s teeth are so yellow
Yo mama teeth are so yellow traffic slows down when she smiles! Yo mama...
Like and Love
What is the difference between ‘like’ and ‘love’? Answer: spit and swallow!
The angry wife met her husband at the door…
The angry wife met her husband at the door. His breath stunk ofalcohol and...
The three wise men are out for a stroll when…
The three wise men are out for a stroll when they come across a...
Easily Explained
A man goes to his doctor and complains that his wife hasn’t wanted to...
A man takes his 10 year old daughter to the doctor…
A man takes his 10 year old daughter to the doctor.He says “Doctor, I...
The beloved old man.
There once was an old man who was loved by everyone in the town...
ADVICE FOR IDIOTS
|An actual tip from page 16 of the Hewlett Packard Environmental, Health & Safety...