Black Eye
Scoutmaster: Tenderfoot, how did you get that black eye?Tenderfoot: Sir, I was hit by...
Great lines from job evaluations!
1. I would not allow this employee to breed.2. This associate is really not...
Prescription
This woman walks into a pharmacy and asks the pharmacist for some arsenic. He...
This lady who was living in New York City had to get back…
This lady who was living in New York City had to get back toher...
The Godfather
The Godfather, accompanied by his attorney, walked into a room to meet with his...
An old sailor goes to a brothel…
An old sailor goes to a brothel,where he chooses his girl and begins.”How am...
Looking For Anya
After WWII, two Poles returned to their destroyed village to locate the first one’s...
A company in the Foreign Legion had spent three years…
A company in the Foreign Legion had spent three years in the Sahara desert...
Throwing away garbage
|An American tourist in Moscow found himself needing to get rid of a large...
Give Me the Bill
Inebriated drinker says to the bartender (with a drunken slur), “Bartender, buy everyone in...