TGIF On Shoes
Q: Why do blondes have TGIF on their shoes?A: Toes Go In First.
What’s the difference between a whale and a dyke?
What’s the difference between a whale and a dyke? Oh, about ten pounds, and...
Cat Heaven
One day a cat dies of natural causes and goes to heaven. Greeting him...
Welfare office
A young man walked into the local welfare office, marched straight up to the...
Last supper – last words.
What were Jesus’ last words at the last supper?”Ok, all you guys who want...
Bad Joke
There is a drunk driver. He goes and hits a car with a woman...
Three Hells Angels are sitting at a table in a transport…
Three Hells Angels are sitting at a table in a transport cafe when in...
What is your IQ?
|Bob is throwing a party. He decides that, to break the ice at his...
Man in a pub, “If you went camping and woke up…
Man in a pub, “If you went camping and woke up in the morning...
Read the label first!
Some actual product warning labels:On the bottle-top of a (UK) flavoured milk drink –...