A seal visits a local bar
|A seal walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink.The bartender...
Talking Dog
A guy walks into a bar with his dog. They both go up to...
A woman consulted a doctor…
A woman consulted a doctor, explaining that for many years she sufferred from excessive...
Father, mother and son decide to go to the zoo one day…
Father, mother and son decide to go to the zoo one day. Sothey set...
Ms. Piggy Counts
Q: Why can’t Miss Piggy count to 70?A: Because she has a frog in...
The worm’s got a salmon by the throat
|MacAndrews was visiting his Irish cousin, O’Bannon. While there he decided to do a...
yesterday’s coffee
She’s like yesterday’s coffee — a little weak in the bean.
Fun fun fun worry worry worry
A teacher said to her little student Suzy, “Punctuate the following sentence: Fun fun...
How old am I?
A kid goes up to his father and says, “Hey, Pop, know how old...
Lawyers and sperm
What do a lawyer and sperm have in common?They both have a one in...