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Man slamming list of lists!
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Bumpy Stickers!
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Firearms
There was a man at a gas station, pumping gas into his truck. Whilepumping...
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Top Twenty Oxymorons
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A somewhat drunk man feels a bald man’s head…
A somewhat drunk man feels a bald man’s head and says, “Say, your head...
What did Bob Dole reply when asked if he preferred…
What did Bob Dole reply when asked if he preferred boxers or briefs? “Depends.”