Ideal Seduction Line
Age Line17 My parents are away for the weekend.25 My girlfriend is away for...
Strawberry and tarantula jelly!
|What is red and dangerous?Strawberry and tarantula jelly!
On Divorce
Divorce is bachelorhood, with strings attached…Tis better to have loved and lost….than have to...
A young punk gets on the cross-town bus
A young punk gets on the cross-town bus. He’s got spiked, multicolouredhair that’s green,...
7 Quickies!
1) On July 8, 1947, witnesses claim a spaceship with five aliens aboard crashed...
A teacher was having trouble teaching arithmetic…
A teacher was having trouble teaching arithmetic to Little Johnny . So she said...
Why did the woman with P.M.S. cross the road?
Why did the woman with P.M.S. cross the road? She just did, alright!!
Old Timers Disease
Three older ladies were discussing the travails of getting older. One said, “Sometimes I...
If The Rand Corporation ran Christmas…
|The ornaments would be large perfectly smooth and seamless black cubes. Christmas morning there...
Perfectly good eyesight
Two really old guys decided they would go out and try to play a...