How to kill a blonde
Q: How do you kill a dumb blonde?A: Put a scratch n’ sniff sticker...
Singing Frog
A mangy looking guy who goes into a bar and orders a drink. The...
If Cray made toasters…
If Cray made toasters…They would cost $16 million but would be faster thanany other...
An elderly couple in a senior home…
An elderly couple in a senior’s home used to visit the recreation room everyday....
horse
This horse walks in to a bar and asks for a bit to eat!
A man was looking for a cheap prostitute in a brothel…
A man was looking for a cheap prostitute in a brothel.He went up to...
Can You See?
Bob: Can you see farther during the day or at night?Joe: During the day...
Redneck centerpeice
You might be a redneck if the centerpiece on your dining room table is...
A parent’s night before Christmas
|’Twas the night before Christmas when all through the houseI searched for the tools...
A moose-quito!
|What has antlers and sucks blood?A moose-quito!