The 3 little pigs.
Three Little Pigs went out to dinner one night.The waiter comes and takes their...
Scared sleeping
|Shakey went to a psychiatrist. “Doc,” he said, “I’ve got trouble. Every time I...
A college professor in an anatomy class asked his students…
A college professor in an anatomy class asked his students to sketch a naked...
What did the German clockmaker say to the clock…
What did the German clockmaker say to the clock that only went ‘tick, tick,tick’?'Ve...
The dyslexic satanist.
Who did the dyslexic satanist worship?Santa.
The Procrastinator’s creed
|1. I believe that if anything is worth doing, it would have been done...
The Proposition
The man at the bar, deep in private thoughts of his own, turned to...
Oprectomy
Oprectomy KENMORE HOSPITAL 61 COMMONWEALTH AVE. BOSTON, MA. 02115 DATE:____________NAME:ADDRESS:Please be advised that your...
At the ripe old age of 77, grandpa had decided to marry…
At the ripe old age of 77, grandpa had decided to marry a young...
The beach
How did the sand get wet?The sea weed!