Clarinet jokes
|Q: What’s the definition of a nerd?A: Someone who has his or her own...
Doing the right thing
Son : Mom, when I was on the bus with Dad this morning, he...
Quotes from stupid 02
These are supposedly actual quotes taken from around the world. “That race was all...
Did you hear about the nurse who swallowed a razor blade?
Did you hear about the nurse who swallowed a razor blade?She gave herself a...
Recycling
A wife arriving home after a shopping trip, was horrified to find her husband...
A woman participating in a survey was asked…
A woman participating in a survey was askedhow she felt about condoms. She said,...
Dihydrogen Monoxide: The Invisible Killer
Dihydrogen Monoxide: The Invisible Killer Ban Dihydrogen Monoxide!Dihydrogen monoxide is colorless, odorless, tasteless, and...
A Redneck Christmas
You know you’re a redneck if you do all of your Christmas shopping at...
Lawnmower
How can you tell if a blonde has been using your lawnmower? The green...
Woman’s translations
|The wife says: You wantThe wife means: You wantThe wife says: We needThe wife...