How many men does it take to open a beer?
How many men does it take to open a beer?None. It should be opened...
What would you call a virgin on a water bed?
What would you call a virgin on a water bed?A cherry float!
The worm’s got a salmon by the throat
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Arthritis
A man who smelled like a distillery flopped on a subway seat next to...
Difference
Q: What’s the difference between a girl and a toilet?A: A toilet doesn’t want...
Some years ago
|Some years ago, Michael J. Flanagan, a successful New York contractor, was standing on...
Polish Wedding Night
What’s long and hard and a Polish man gives it to his bride on...
Animal Crackers.
A mother and her young son returned from the grocery store and began putting...
The Pearly Gates Computer
A man arrives at the Pearly Gates and finds that St. Peter is not...
What do you do when you are finished fucking a ten-year old girl?
What do you do when you’re finished fucking a ten year old girl?A: Turn...