Wrong floor
Two accountants were discussing a colleague’s interest in one of the firm’s new secretaries....
What will the neighbors think?
|Jack was living in Arizona during a heat wave when the following took place.”It’s...
Selling the Green Suit…
A man who isn’t qualified keeps pestering this tailor about giving him a job...
What was the First Commandment?
What was the First Commandment?”Adam, eat my pussy.”
Optimist vs. Pessimist
|A family had twin boys whose only resemblance to each other was their looks....
2 people walk into a bar…
2 people walk into a bar. The third one ducked.
Photographer works
|There was this haunted house on the outskirts of the town which was avoided...
60 Things Not to Say to a Naked Guy
1. I’ve smoked fatter joints than that. 2. Ahh, it’s cute. 3. Who circumcised...
The Race
There are three guys named Manners, Shutup, and Crap.They were really bored, so they...
Good Choice!
There were three guys, a Torontonian, an American and a Newfoundlander. They were all...