A woman’s three biggest lies.
A woman’s three biggest lies…1-You’re the Biggest. 2-You’re the Best. 3-It doesn’t always taste...
Found At Gyms and Bars
What can a woman find at both gyms and singles bars?Dumbbells.
A chicken and an egg are lying in bed…
A chicken and an egg are lying in bed. The chicken is smokinga cigarette...
You might be a redneck if… meat
You think potted meat on a saltine is an hors d’oeuvre.
Vocal jokes
|Q: How do you tell when your lead singer is at the door?A: He...
What\’s worse than a male chauvinist pig?
What’s worse than a male chauvinist pig?A woman that won’t do what she’s told.
This young lady, a flighty young thing…
This young lady, a flighty young thing, got a job cleaning the bank windowsin...
Just one wish.
A man was walking along a California beach and stumbled across an old lamp....
Lucky dog
What has four legs and an arm? A happy pit bull.
Nine things dogs don’t understand
|1. It’s not a laugh to practice barking at 3a.m. 2. It’s wrong to...