Yo mama’s head so small
Yo mama head so small she use a tea-bag as a pillow. Yo mama...
Skin-diving!
|What is a mosquito’s favorite sport?Skin-diving!
Final Examination
Three patients in a mental institution prepare for an examination given by the head...
Crash Landing
An airliner was having engine trouble, and the pilot instructed the cabin crew to...
Why does Mary Lou Retton smile so much?
Q. Why does Mary Lou Retton smile so much?A. Because she found out what...
Shouting during sex.
Two friends in a Bar:JACK: Joe, at what moment does your wife shout loudest...
Retirement
Retirement means twice as much husband for half as much money.
“Very Offensive” Space Shuttle Jokes.
Q: What were Christa McAuliffe’s last words to her husband?A: “You feed the kids...
Bill Clinton in Hell
Bill Clinton dies and goes to hell. Satan is giving him a VIP tour,...
Birth Control
An elderly woman went into the doctor?s office. When the doctor asked why she...