Programmer’s drinking song
|99 little bugs in the code,99 bugs in the code,Fix one bug, compile it...
Wittle Wabbit
A little girl walks into a pet shop and asks in the sweetest little...
Somebody flunked elf school…
5-year-old Nicholas was sitting on a department store Santa’s lap and told him, “My...
Taking Temperature
This guy took his nymphomaniac wife to the sex therapist for treatment.”This is one...
Can’t do it
A famous magician had a thundering finish to his act. He would fill a...
Very stupid robbers
|Two robbers were robbing a hotel. The first one said, “I hear sirens. Jump!”The...
Creative Sex!
Morris complained to his friend Irving, that love making with his wife was becoming...
Rough
Tell ya what though, I don’t have it nearly as rough as one of...
Prosecutor: Mr. Clinton, did you have an improper relationship…
Prosecutor: Mr. Clinton, did you have an improper relationship with Monica Lewinsky? Pres: Improper?...
Martha Stewart’s Rules for Rednecks
GENERAL 1. Never take a beer to a job interview. 2. Always identify people...