Energizer Bunny
(AP) The Energizer Bunny, known best for “going and going and going…” passed away...
Three guys enter a disabled swimming contest…
Three guys enter a disabled swimming contest. The first has no arms. The second...
A worried patient went to his psychiatrist…
A worried patient went to his psychiatrist.”I’m in love with my horse,” he said.”But...
The Feline Diet
|Most diets fail because we are still thinking and eating like people. For those...
The copy machine handout
|In most offices, the photocopier is out of order every now and then. One...
A few words of wisdom
“I have a great diet. You’re allowed to eat anything you want, but you...
George Costanza’s Tips for Working Hard II
Use computers to look busy. Any time you use a computer,it looks like “work”...
Iraqi vs. American
Iraqi vs. American Average Iraqi Has visited the convergence of the Tigris and Euphrates,...
Bad Timing
A Ukraine businessman who bought a pager for each member of his staff as...
Drown my troubles
I’ve often wanted to drown my troubles, but i can’t get my wife to...