After years of psychotherapy…
After years of psychotherapy, John no longer believeshe is a grain of wheat. However,...
Clinton’s Clock
Bill Clinton made up a list of things he can say to his secretaries...
Excuses To Use When Caught Sleeping At Work
They told me at the blood bank that this might happen. This is just...
If Apple ran Christmas…
|It would do everything the Microsoft ornaments do, but years earlier, and with a...
Caught napping…try this one!
Caught napping at work, school, or church…try this one.Guaranteed to work!Just pick your head...
How can you tell if a man is sexually exited?
Q. How can you tell if a man is sexually exited?A. He’s Breathing.
David Beckham
whats the best way to travel to the moon?transform yourself into a ball and...
The swimming contest.
Three guys enter a disabled swimming contest.The first has no arms.The second no legs.And...
Getting Down Under
An American woman of 40 wants to get married, but she is only willing...
Fidel dies and goes to heaven…
Fidel dies and goes to heaven. When he gets there, St. Peter tells him...