Texan’s guide to life
|Never squat with yer spurs on. There’s two theories to arguin’ with a woman;...
Erudite Limerick
I, Caesar, when I heard of the fame To Cleopatra I straightway laid claim...
What do you call…
What do you call 3 blondes under a Christmas tree?Ho-Ho-Ho!
You might be a redneck if…
You might be a redneck if you check the mileage on your home.
Wrong ISP
TOP TEN SIGNS YOU PICKED THE WRONG INTERNET SERVICE PROVIDER1. Their company logo: two...
Learning to be tactful.
A lieutenant was brilliant in military matters, but lacked a few social graces. One...
What does HMO stand for?
Q. What does HMO stand for?A. This is actually a variation of the phrase,...
DO YOU ACCEPT CREDIT CARDS?
|A Texan convicted of robbery worked out a deal to pay $9600 in damages...
What Not to Name Your Dog
What Not to Name Your DogEverybody has a dog called Rover or Spot. I...
Answering machine
|Hello, this is probably 438-9012, yes, the house of the famous statistician. I’m probably...