Woman’s instructions
|THE WOMAN’S COMPACT INSTRUCTION BOOK Never do housework. No man ever made love to...
Origin of Lawyers
An anxious woman goes to her doctor.”Doctor,” she asks nervously, “can you get pregnant...
Real quotes from real people!
“I was recently on a tour of Latin America, and the only regret I...
Give Me the Bill
Inebriated drinker says to the bartender (with a drunken slur), “Bartender, buy everyone in...
Jerry Falwell was seated next to President Clinton…
Jerry Falwell was seated next to President Clinton on a recent flight.After the plane...
How to get out of anext speeding ticket!
A police officer pulls a guy over for speeding and has the following exchange:Officer:...
Signs Of The 2000′s
Before you criticize someone walk a mile in their shoes. That way if they...
Kid’s Letters to God
Dear GOD, In school they told us what You do. Who does it when...
There was an airplane full of a shipment of Pepsi flying over Africa…
There was an airplane full of a shipment of Pepsi flying over Africa. It...
Things you’d really like to say at work!
01. I can see your point, but you’re still full of crap.02. I don’t...