Depressed Over Mother In Law
Why Steve, you’re so depressed today, what’s the matter?Ah, well, I have had a...
Lost X Files Christmas episode
|Mulder: We’re too late. It’s already been here.Scully: Mulder, I hope you know what...
Poem of English
|Dearest creature in creation,Study English pronunciation.I will teach you in my verseSounds like corpse,...
Making Comparisons
In Heaven: The cooks are French, The policemen are English, The mechanics are German,...
A blonde is speaking to her psychiatrist…
A blonde is speaking to her psychiatrist. “I’m on the road a lot, and...
Clinton’s Address to the Nation
(Be read when using the Willy voice in your head)SUBJ: Clinton’s Address to the...
All the same
An airplane takes off from the airport. The Captain is Jewish and the First...
Unfaithful Mates
Otis, Henry, and Tom were sitting in a bar discussing their wives. Henry started...
An old man was critically ill…
An old man was critically ill. Feeling that death was near, he called his...
A caring son
It seems a farm boy accidentally overturned his wagon load of corn. The farmer...