New rules for dieting!
1. If no one sees you eat it, it has no calories.2. If you...
Check’s in the Mail
Back in the unhappy days when Czechoslovakia was under Soviet domination, a valiant freedom...
Daddy is going to war
|The 1982 Israeli invasion of Lebanon resulted in many dogfights between Syrian and Israeli...
Short legged…
What do you call a girl with one leg shorter than the other?IleneWhat do...
Affluance
A rich society lady was being driven home in the rain when her Rolls...
While enjoying a drink with a mate one night…
While enjoying a drink with a mate one night, this bloke decides to try...
Economic pressures
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
The right way to ask a question
A Jewish guy in a London hotel calls the operator and asks, in broken...
Making bets
A little old lady goes into the Chase Manhattan Bank, and says she wants...
Homer: Boy, you don’t have to follow in my footsteps…
Homer: Boy, you don’t have to follow in my footsteps.Bart: Don’t worry, I don’t...