Counting some sheep
|An accountant is having a hard time sleeping and so he decides to go...
Inlaw/Outlaw Difference
What is the difference between inlaws and outlaws? Outlaws are wanted! or You can...
How to drown a blonde.
How do you drown a blonde? Put a scratch and sniff sticker at thebottom...
Santa\’s Entrance
If your child asks how Santa Claus gets into the house, just tell him...
yo mama is so fat.. shovel
Yo mama’s so fat, she was born with a silver shovel in her mouth.
Robinson came home in great excitement and said to his wife…
Robinson came home in great excitement and said to his wife, “You’ll never believe...
The football-playing turkey
|The pro football team had just finished their daily practice session when a large...
One day a blonde went into Wal-Mart and…
One day a blonde went into Wal-Mart and saw something she liked. The Blonde...
I’ve got a rash
This fella goes to the doctor and says”Doctor, I’ve got a rash round my...
Knock-Knocks 4 Kids Galore
Knock! Knock!Who’s there?Rita.Rita who?Rita book, you might learn something.Knock! Knock!Who’s there?Police.Police who?Police open the...