Not A Pharmacist
Q: Why won’t they hire a blonde pharmacist? A: They keep breaking the prescription...
Every precaution
I must take every precaution not to get pregnant,” said Edna to Priscilla. “But...
Hit Man
An executive with a new young wife and a yen for golf decided about...
Yo mama is so flat
Yo mama so flat she’s jealous of the wall! Yo mama so flat she’s...
How To Screw Up An Interview
We’ve all been interviewed for jobs. And, we’ve all spent most of those interviews...
A woman’s three biggest lies.
A woman’s three biggest lies…1-You’re the Biggest. 2-You’re the Best. 3-It doesn’t always taste...
Headaches
This fellow had been suffering from excruciating headaches for some time, and finally went...
You tell me!
A game warden came upon a duck hunter who had bagged 3 ducks and...
The Rookie Cop…
The Rookie Cop…A rookie police officer was out for his first ride in a...
Stupid Funny Quotes
“Things are more like they are now than they have ever been.” –President Gerald...