A story with a morale
A man, called to testify at the IRS, asked his accountant for advice on...
Piccolo joke
|Q: How do you get 2 piccolos to play a perfect unison?A: Shoot one.
I have “great” news for you
|The newlywed wife said to her husband when he returned from work, “I have...
What is a mans idea of foreplay?
What’s a man’s idea of foreplay? -A half-hour of begging.
God’s Gifts
Seems God was just about done creating the universe, but he had two things...
worm’s favorite band
|What is a worm’s favorite band?Mud!
New…
If you went to New York City for vacation and found eggs everywhere, what...
Keys Locked In
Q: Did you hear about the blonde man that locked his keys in his...
Twelve Inch Pianist
This guy walks into a bar, pulls out a tiny piano and stool, and...
grasshopper with no legs
|What do you call a grasshopper with no legs?A grasshover!