Real news headlines 08
These are actual newspaper headlines gathered from papers across the country. Man shoots neighbor...
Why don’t witches wear panties?
Why don’t witches wear panties?So they can get a better grip on the broom.
Get Me Another Lawyer
Defendant: Your Honor, I want you to appoint me another lawyer.Judge: And why is...
Green Half First
A funny story I know comes from someone’s father-in-law who is a pharmacist. One...
Husband’s Average Income?
Income tax examiner: What’s your husband’s average income?Wife: Oh, about midnight.
There was this fisherman that always had a good day fishing…
There was this fisherman that always had a good day fishing. His friend, the...
New dog breed
Did you here about the new dog breed of dog?It’s a cross between a...
It was a somber day in Disney land…
It was a somber day in Disney land, Mickey And Minnie were in divorce...
Frog princess
A guy is taking a walk and sees a frog on the side of...
Deer Tracks
Two blondes were walking through the woods when one looked down and said “Oh,...