Weighing In
your mamma is so fat when she steps on the scales it says one...
Lincoln
Your momma’s so fat that when she sits on a penny Lincoln dies once...
Why Blondes do not make good cattle herders?
Why don’t Blondes make good cattle herders.Because they can never keep two calves together.
Bird jokes 03
|Q: How do you know that owls are cleverer than chickens?A: Have you ever...
The Golden Urinal
A man came home drunk at four in the morning, and his wife was...
Why do men die before their wives?
Why do men die before their wives? Because they want to.
A husky foreigner, looking for sex…
A husky foreigner, looking for sex, accepted a prostitute’s terms. When she undressed, he...
My Car was stolen!!!
A drunk phoned police to report that thieves had been in his car.”They’ve stolen...
This 60 year old woman was walking along 5th Avenue…
This 60 year old woman was walking along 5th Avenue when she heard a...
Car Dimmer Switch Modification
STATE OF CALIFORNIADEPARTMENT OF INSURANCE 1700 “J” STREETSACRAMENTO, CA 95368PETE WILSON HARRY WALBRATHGOVERNOR DIRECTORBULLETIN...