Standing in Line
This long line of people are queueing up to get served in a shop....
Blonde Jokes
Q: Why do men like blonde jokes?A: Because they can understand them.
You’re in great health
|Doctor: You’re in good health. You’ll live to be eighty.Patient: But, doctor, I am...
How can you identify an blind pirate?
How can you identify an blind pirate?He’s the one with patches over both eyes.
make a glow worm happy
|How do you make a glow worm happy?Cut off his tail, he’ll be de-lighted!
Successful Operation
One Polish surgeon asks another: “How did the operation go?”"The operation was a success,...
How Army policy began
|This is Army policy all begins… Start with a cage containing five apes. In...
The damn ham
Once there was a preacher’s wife who went into a bakery and asked the...
Boat
You might be a redneck if… Your boat has not left the driveway in...
Proffessional Terms
The pro quarterback was petitioning the court to have his recent marriage annulled. “On...