Identify the problem
|A policeman had a perfect spot to watch for speeders, but was not getting...
If Only Life Could Be Like A Computer
If you messed up your life, you could press “Ctrl, Alt, Delete” and start...
Free marriage ceremony
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
How does a blonde like her eggs in the morning
? Fertilized.
I think Rover is getting a bit old…
“I think Rover is getting a bit old, he seems to be going deaf.”"Bullshit,...
Every precaution
I must take every precaution not to get pregnant,” said Edna to Priscilla. “But...
Johnny missed his final exam due to the flu…
Johnny missed his final exam due to the flu, but he’d done so wellduring...
What do you get when you cross an Arab with a Mexican?
Q: What do you get when you cross an Arab with a Mexican?A: Oil...
You’re not a kid anymore when…
You know you’re not a kid anymore when…You’re asleep, but others worry that you’re...
It’s been nice gnawing you!
|What did the woodworm say to the chair?It’s been nice gnawing you!