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TOP TEN SIGNS YOUR KID IS TAKING DWEEBONICS CLASSES10. They tilt their head sideways...
Macintosh Computers
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Blonde crossing the road
Why did the blonde cross the road? I don’t know. Neither did he.
Bouncer
Q. How many bouncers does it take to throw someone down the stairs?A. None!...
The newly married man came home from work…
The newly married man came home from work to find his new bride stretched...
White House Ghosts
One night, Bill Clinton was awakened by George Washington’s ghost in the White House....
Where’s my heart?
Mildred was a 93 year-old woman who was particularly despondent over the recent death...
For Dad’s with Daughters! (Long)
When I was in high school I used to be terrified of my girlfriend’s...
A man goes into the doctor’s office feeling really bad…
A man goes into the doctor’s office feeling really bad. After a thorough examination...
A Really Bad Day
There was this guy at a bar, just looking at his drink. He stays...