Jellofied
During a fight, a husband threw a bowl of Jello at his wife.She had...
Contract With The Devil
An attorney was sitting in his office late one night, when the Devil appeared...
Nun on a date
What does a nun wear on a date?A Cross Your Heart Bra and No-nonsense...
Two Polish guys went away on their annual hunting expedition…
Two Polish guys went away on their annual hunting expedition, andby accident one was...
Lady Sunbathing
A Lady was on a business trip. Since she was so tense from all...
Dear God (Christmas)
Johnny was, by all accounts, the worst eight year old kid on earth. He...
Wedding
She offered her honor, He honored her offer, And so all night long,it was...
Top NFL complaints
|Top NFL Complaints After shooting the blank gun to end the half, the Dallas...
The math one-liners
|Math problems? Call 1-800--. If parallel lines meet at infinity – infinity must be...
A city boy was visiting the country and…
A city boy was visiting the country and wanted to go hunting. The farmer...