Refrigerator Difference
Q: What is the difference between a blonde and a refrigerator?A: A refrigerator doesn’t...
Why don’t witches wear panties?
Why don’t witches wear panties?So they can get a better grip on the broom.
How!
Some years ago, on Times Square in NYC, I observed a native American, in...
Smiling Snowman
Why did the snowman have a smile on his face?Because the snowblower was coming...
Businessman is dying
|A businessman on his deathbed called his friend and said, “Bill, I want you...
They have webbed feet!
|Why are spiders good swimmers?They have webbed feet!
Oval office
What is green, has four legs, and smells like Monica Lewinsky? Thepool table in...
True Gender of Object
Mirrors are female because none of their reflections are really their own.Stamps are female...
How does a blond turn on the light after sex
? She opens the car door.
sailor’s experience in the Army
|The following is supposedly a true story relating to an actual sailor’s experience in...