Why don’t Jewish mothers drink?
Why don’t Jewish mothers drink?Alcohol interferes with their suffering.
cross a firefly and a moth
|What do you get if you cross a firefly and a moth?An insect who...
Looking
A woman is laying on a gurney out in the hall prior to going...
Bart Simpson’s Chalkboard Archive
Bart Simpson’s Chalkboard Archive I will not carve gods.I will not spank others.I will...
You’re so stupid… Police
You’re so stupid that when police tell you that you broke the speed limit,...
If Timex made toasters…
If Timex made toasters…They would be cheap and small quartz-crystal wrist toastersthat take a...
Purchasing mailing lists
|With more than twelve billion catalogs being mailed annually, it’s little wonder that marketers...
The Colonel’s Order
A COLONEL ISSUED THE FOLLOWING DIRECTIVE TO HIS EXECUTIVE OFFICERS: “Tomorrow evening at approximately...
Bad eyes.
A college couple is under a tree on campus making out. After a while,...
Hello
Q: Why didn’t the sanitary pads say hello to the Tampax?A: Because the Tampax...