Nearsightedness
I think my wife is getting a little nearsighted.I woke up this morning, she...
How do you know if a lesbian is butch?
How do you know if a lesbian is butch?She kick-starts her vibrator and rolls...
During WW II an American soldier…
During WW II an American soldier had been on the front lines in Europefor...
A mouse sandwich!
|What’s gray and furry on the inside and white on the outside?A mouse sandwich!
Those clothes are very becoming on you
Boy: Those clothes are very becoming on you!Girl: Why thank you!Boy: Of course, if...
The black baby.
Q: What did the black baby say to its mother when it had diarrhea?...
Mistakes on a resume
|These are from actual resumes: “Personal: I’m married with 9 children. I don’t require...
Ernie the Hamster
If you have raised kids (or been one), and gone through the pet syndrome...
YMCA
What did the blonde say when she saw the YMCA sign??LOOK!!! They spelled MACY’s...
Here Moosey Moosey.
Two hunters went moose hunting every winter without success. Finally they came up with...