License Plate
You know you’re a redneck when you consider your license plate personalized because your...
Is there a doctor in the house?
A strained voice called out through the darkenedtheater, “Please, is there a doctor in...
His military etiquette
|Officer: Soldier, do you have change for a dollar? Soldier: Sure, buddy. Officer: That’s...
Better than playing doctor
Little Johnny was sitting on the bench in the park.Suzie comes along chomping on...
Doctor’s Notes 5
While acquainting myself with a new elderly patient, I asked, “How long have you...
Odds For Meeting A Female
The probability of a young man meeting a desirable and receptive young female increases...
Sounds of the Wild
|A mother was reading a book about animals to her 3 year old daughter....
Computer Problem
“Good Afternnoon, Ridge Hall, computer assistant; may I help you?”"Yes, well, I’m having trouble...
Wife and Mistress
A doctor, a lawyer and a mathematician were discussing the relative merits of having...
OLD NEVER DIES 4
|OLD BASKETBALL players never die, they just go on dribblingOLD BEEKEEPERS never die, they...