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Bigfoot
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Knock Knock Jokes 1
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Patient: Doctor, I have a split personality.Psychiatrist: Nurse, bring in another chair!
A drill instructor at Airborne school was…
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“Shhaaayyy, buddy, what’s a ‘Breathalyzer’?” asked one drunk to his friend at the next...