Murphy and his wife
|Murphy and his wife, a middle-aged couple, went for a stroll in the park....
What should I do then?
|Patient: Doctor, what should I do if my temperature goes up five more points?Doctor:...
What do West Virginians call a pretty woman?
What do West Virginians call a pretty woman? A tourist.
Recycling
A wife arriving home after a shopping trip, was horrified to find her husband...
What do you get when you cross Holy Water with castor oil?
What do you get when you cross Holy Water with castor oil?A religious movement!
Animal stuttering
Little Johnny is sitting in a biology class, and the teacher says that an...
The Rusty Gates!
Saint Peter is doing his thing , minding the Gates of Heaven , when...
A penis study
In 1993, the University of Kentucky did a study to see why the head...
Little Johnny and Sex Education
A unit in sex education was about to begin, and each student had to...
Sword playing
Two bums were sitting on a street curb, bored as ever.Then, one of them...