Insect’s favorite game
|What is the insect’s favorite game?Cricket!
Squirrels
Two guys decide to go on a hunting trip. When there friend hears about...
I’m gaining weight doctor
|Trish: My stomach is getting awfully big, doctor.Doctor: You should diet.Trish: Really? What color?
What’s the difference between an Italian mother and a Jewish mother?
What’s the difference between an Italian mother and a Jewish mother?An Italian mother says,...
What two things in the air will get a women pregnant?
What two things in the air will get a women pregnant? Her legs.
Something Fishy
One day, this woman went to a bait shop to get her husband a...
Things you don’t want to hear during surgery
Better save that. We’ll need it for the autopsy. “Accept this sacrifice, O Great...
Blondie
There are three girls in the Fifth Grade. There is a blonde a brunette...
It’s A Man’s World
This could be considered THE ideal world for many men:His son on the cover...
Stopping the hillbilly
|This hillbilly is traveling across Texas when a state policeman pulls him over.”You got...