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How is a woman like a road?
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Did you kill the victim?
Prosecutor: Did you kill the victim?Defendant: No, I did not.Prosecutor: Do you know what...
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There was three guys, one with a rubber…
There was three guys, one with a rubber dick, one with a wooden dick,and...
Little boy learns arithmetic.
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