Making Cakes
A little girl and her mother are walking through a park and see two...
‘Twas the Night before Finals
|T’was the night before finals,And all through the college,The students were prayingFor last minute...
Twas the night before X-mas
Twas the Night before X-masT’was the night before christmas- Old Santa was pissedHe cussed...
Can’t do it
A famous magician had a thundering finish to his act. He would fill a...
Walks in a bar
A jew, a priest, and a rabbi walk into a bar.The bartender says “Is...
Idaho Crazy Law
Riding a merry-go-round on Sundays is considered a crime. Illegal for a man to...
What is every Amish womans private fantasy?
Question: What is every Amish woman’s private fantasy? Answer: Two Mennonite!
Punctuation
Q: How would a blond punctuate the following?: “Fun fun fun worryworry worry”A: Fun...
Auto Light
A doctor is making a routine call to one of his elderly patients. He...
Affairs With Men
Q: Did you hear about the blonde lesbian?A: She kept having affairs with men!