Fishing on the lake
|A famous admiral and an equally famous general were fishing together when a sudden...
Why do doctors slap babies when they are born?
Why do doctors slap babies when they are born? To knock the penises off...
Man Need
A man can actually cater to a woman’s every need, so long as all...
What do you call a boomerang that does not come back?
What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? A stick.
Stand Still, Soldier!
Military training:During camouflage training in Louisiana, a private disguised as a tree trunk had...
50 things to do at Walmart
1. Take shopping carts for the express purpose of filling them and stranding them...
History of the Bagpipes
|Concerning bagpipes: The Irish invented them and gave them to the Scots as a...
Smitty the Parrot’s Birthday
Harry says to his pet parrot Smitty, “What do you want for your birthday?”...
If Cray ran Christmas…
|The holiday season would cost $16 million but would be celebrated faster than any...
50 Things to Do in a Mall
1. Ride mechanical horses with coins fished out of the reflecting pond. 2. Try...