Three blind mice!
|What have 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can’t see?Three blind mice!
Men’s Thesaurus
The new Men’s Thesaurus – on sale now at your local book stores!:”I’M GOING...
Zebra
Q: What did the blonde name her pet zebra?A: Spot.
I walked up to a really pretty girl at the bar…
I walked up to a really pretty girl at the bar the other night...
Stupid drunk blonde
|A blonde phoned police to report that thieves had been in her car. “They’ve...
Whats a Australian Kiss..
What’s an Australian kiss?The same thing as a French kiss, only down under!
Redneck honeymoon.
The hillbilly man and his new bride were on their honeymoon. The first night...
The 2 deer hunters.
Two guys are out hunting deer…The first guy says, “Did you see that?…pointing to...
I married Miss Right…
I married Miss Right.I just didn’t know her first name was Always.
Where are you living?
|A cop pulled up two Irish drunks, and asked to the first, “What’s your...