Cocktail Party
At the cocktail party, one woman said to another, “Aren’t you wearing your wedding...
How true it is.
Recently, on an outing with my scout troop, the question came up of when...
A DAY OFF
So you want a day off. Let’s take a look at what you are...
Bonds mature!
|What is the difference between men and government bonds?Bonds mature!
Elephants and Cell-Phones
Q: Why don’t elephants use cellular phones?A: So the rest of the world won’t...
The Panda Bear
A panda bear walks into a bar, and tells the bartender that he wants...
A man in a state of excessive inebriation…
A man in a state of excessive inebriation rolled up at a fairground rifle...
Fish jokes 06
|Why are gold fish orange?The water makes them rusty!Who held the baby octopus to...
Don’t Say to Pregnant Wife
Things Not To Say To Your Pregnant Wife After Her Ultrasound1) Thirsty? 2) Where...
The talking banana
Q: What did the banana say to the vibrator??A: Why the hell are you...