The Little Boy Who Was Stomping
One day, a little boy, was outside in the backyard stomping on honeybees.When his...
I’d Do Anything
A student comes to a young professor’s office. She glances down the hall, closes...
Numbers
Why was 6 afraid of 7?Because 7 8 9!
What is the difference between a ritz cracker and a lesbian?
What’s the difference between a ritz cracker and a lesbian?One’s a snack cracker, the...
Lost all my luggage
McAteer arrived at J.F.K. Airport and wandered about the terminal with tears streaming down...
What is a mans best friend?
What is a man’s best friend? His dick because it always sitcks up for...
The company president called the chief security guard…
The company president called the chief security guard into his office. “Chuck, we’ve received...
A Dose of HMO’s Own Medicine
A doctor, a nurse, and the top executive of an HMO have all died...
Divine Right
Several years ago, the Catholic Church required women to wear a headcovering in order...
Two senior couples are walking along, wives in front…
Two senior couples are walking along, wives in front, husbands inback. Herb says to...